Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Game Time

Valentine's day is a great night for single men. The bars are rife with women who are looking to get drunk and forget about the fact that they're lonely. So when someone tells you that the holiday was created by women, tell them they're wrong, and that it was in fact created by shallow, single men with few morals.

I'm sure you all have a game plan for this evening, but what about the other 364 days of the year when you aren't getting any? Yesterday I gave out shaving tips for those men already close to women, but what about you guys on the outside looking in. Let me do what I can to help you out.

Women are crazy but they display patterned behaviour. For whatever reason, women seem to take notice of two accessories on a man. Women always notice the shoes you're wearing (even if you never see them cast their eyes downward - it's freaky) and the watch on your wrist. So do yourself a favour, leave the Timex Ironman at the gym and go buy yourself a nice watch.

Nice does not mean expensive, nice just means that it suits your personality and that it's not digital (or if it is, it's a crazy kind of digital). My favourite watch company right now is Nixon. They make a lot of nice men's and women's watches (ranging from $75 to $1,700) and you should be able to find one that suits you. If you have a smaller wrist, you're probably going to want to avoid a square face since they tend to look way too big on dainty wrists.

If you're feeling adventurous, and I think you should, look at the Saishin (about $115 CDN) and other Japanese watches on TokyoFlash.com

Happy hunting.

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