Wake Up!

Do you have trouble getting your smelly self out of bed in the morning? I think it may be genetic but my family is certainly afflicted by unusually high incidence of snooze-itis. Waking up early is easy, once you're out of bed. It's the crawling out from under the warm duvet that is so problematic.

You may want to invest in this Wi-fi enabled alarm clock. It's called the SnūzNLūz and it will set you back $40 USD. This alarm clock sets itself apart due to the consequences of hitting y ol' snooze button. Using a webpage interface, you set up the alarm clock to send a donation to your most hated charity everytime you say to yourself "five more minutes."

So feel free to be a bit late for work, but you'll only be funding terrorism.